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Kittens Demotivational Poster


KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!


TAGS: kittens skins
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:03 pm, #230917
Kittens are so cute and sweet! With needles in their jaws and feet!!!!
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 24, 2011, 9:59 pm, #226142
The ultimate package of cuteness... and BLOOD!!!


WE ARE THE BORG KITTENS - Resistance iz futile


TAGS: kittens
Rating: 1.78/5


TRUE LOVE - It's all about matching up or kittens I'm not sure which




MILKING FOR AMATEURS -




MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens


TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm, #151466
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm, #151464
would roadkill do?


UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am, #214070
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm, #181467
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


SAILORS - The first thing they do on shore leave, is go find themselves a little pussy.




GENETIC MUTANTS - I, for one, welcome our new Squitten overlords!


TAGS: kittens squid sqittens dna genetic mutants
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 10:12 am, #176879
So, when it grows up, it'll be what? A Squat? Gross. 5 Sqittens, they're cuter at that age!


KITTENS PENTAGON -




does this make my butt look big? -




AMERICA'S GOT TALENT? - All together now! When I get older, I will be stronger just like a waving flag!




PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.


TAGS: richard gere g** watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm, #194283
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm, #194175
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...d*** typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm, #194174
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm, #194134
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm, #194018
ENGRISH we had a cop sh** and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a ph**o with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm, #194016
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm, #194015
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this ph**o 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm, #194009

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm, #194008
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm, #193998

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm, #193979
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


WORLD CUP -




TERROR ALERT CRIMSON - Code name "Fluffy" escaped from Viagra test labs at 3:15 PM Friday. Suspect is to be considered armed and EXTREMELY dangerous.


TAGS: teenage kittens
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Zed

Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:38 am, #143656
I thought he just meant you know good henchmen when you see them.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 1:01 am, #143637
Random, are you insinuating that I "pal around with terrorists"?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 12:43 am, #143633
So I'm guessing the cat is now your right hand man Zed?
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #143632
LOL
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:41 am, #143631
When discovered, his handler, Dr. Jennifer Thompson, could only repeat "Wow" over and over again...
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:41 am, #143630
5 ready lions!


priorities -




HASENPFEFFER -


TAGS: chicken rabbit kittens irony humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:58 pm, #246493
Who knew Sean was a cannibal?
lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 8:53 pm, #246466

It is delicious!~We raised meat rabbits for a long time.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2013, 7:55 pm, #246461
My wife is of German decent and from Idaho - she's completely familiar with this. She says it is delicious!
lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 2:38 pm, #246451

For those of you who might not know what 'Hasenpfeffer' is, it's rabbit stew. Here baked in a crust, served by a ra...oh, nevermind...


GOD'S MISTAKES - Yeah cos he forgot to kill them kittens when you were fapping!


TAGS: fap kittens god
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by SOLIDSNAKE

DZ - April 14, 2009, 9:11 pm, #73008
Cats need to be sh** and so do you for using "cos".


CONDOM - LOOK at the size of that thing! Then ask yourself, Why it's on the KITCHEN COUNTER?


TAGS: kittens cat condom
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 18, 2010, 11:59 pm, #165560
Our cat isn't coming out of the RAFTERS for anything less than shrimp and scallops. Red meat and pork mise well be green leafy bocoli to him.


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